glahhr! today's officially nicholas tan's freakng SUAYday.


on the 24th of January.


blardy shit. ohkays. so the day starts. i woke up at 6.03. freaking late cause i was charging my phone and didn't set any alarm. out of the house at 6.09. i was still buttoning my shirt at the life lobby. dumb lahr. no one's out there mahr. then, rushed like fuck to the mrt station to meet shawn gou.*woof* xD

so anw, reached schl and playd bball? yupp. tired of it liaos so switched to soccer. HAHAA. first dumb move this freaking stupid guy made today. kick here kick there. then in the end, ACCIDENTALLY. i repeat, ACCIDENTALLY, rammed the ball too hard till it hit the blardy shelter. and so FUCKING SUAY, mr chewing gum was there. so he confiscated the ball and instructed me to go to the office. like, wtf? knn shelter only wad. not as if it's going to collapse and kill the freakheads below rite.

so, ohkay lohr, go to office. i went there, he wasn't there. so look here and there, found him.

Mr chew: you go for flag raising first.
(i couldn't hear him audibly)
Me: huh? i go for flag raising first den come look for u in the office isit?

then yupp. went for flag raising. dumb freak.

Mr Chew: oh, i got lessons now. come find me after school. what time ur lesson end?
Me: ehr. i got physics supplementry lesson. end bout 3 plus.
Mr Chew: okok. come find me after that. i'll be in the office.

-AFTERSCHOOOL-
he's blardy not in the office lar. knnccb. still say come find him. in the end also no there, think fun ar. wan me walk there find ur arse. then while pleading with him in the morning, he asked me whad's my class and whad's my name. i told him all. next he even accused that HE TOLD ME NOT TO KICK THE BALL TOO HARD BEFORE. highlights the BEFORE. like, WTHF? helloh mister, this is the first time i actually kick and hit the blardy shelter lahr. other times the people hit is the malays lohr. why the fuck dun scold them. not being racist but it's a fact that dey did hit the shelters whad.

if only he wasn't fucking there, then i wouldn't had landed up in this mess. fucking tyco. i not scared mr chew scold me or whad. i'm jus scard tht he go tell mr quek. thn, i might as well jus fuck off and be dead.

and besides, the ball just BARELY touched the shelter whad. why so sensitive. fucking gay.

then damn fuck lar. in class also like sheit. tanpeic wan me go clean board. ><. my duty mehh? and she's damn biased lahr. like , zhi hui didn't read loudly. so she asked the class "YOU ALL CAN HEAR HIM READ MARRR?" wah. totally hate this lahr. it's like, purposely playing on our weak point lohr. he's our friend lehh . total pangseh. then we all dumbdumb reply "YES." zzz. manipulating us like nobody's business. then the day was damn sucky lahr. maths so difficult and social studies so borring, wth man. couldn't concentrate at all lahr.

so after schl went to look for mr neo. cause the "carpenter" helped us and went in to the tech office to check whether gort ball or nots. dun hav, so we guessed it shld be at mr neo there lohr. kenneth was hero man. he went in, INSTEAD OF ME. since i was the cause of everything. it wa his first time mahr, so needed encouragement. so someone ask me to accompany him lohr. in the end.

Kenneth: ehrr mr neo. can i go and take my ball?
*i sneaks up behind kenneth ; mr neo sees me*
MR neo: ASK THIS BOY GO CUT HIS HAIR FIRST.

wthf?!?! whad does my hair got to do with taking the ball? LJ. fucking no link lahr. so i scampered away. after much encouragement, we asked kenneth to go again. haha . he went, but, he brought out the WRONG BALL. he took out 2e5'05 ball instead of wenxiang's ball. so we asked him to go in and exchange lohr. he went in WITH A BALL, but came out with NONE. mr neo confiscated it, AGAIN. dumb. and he threatened to shave kenneth's hair if he come again? not too sure, kenneth told us. wth sia. damn sorry guys. all my fault lahr. cause of my fucking hair, they cannort go and play soccer. cause of MY FUCKING HAIR. damn suay la. if i didn't go behind him at least there WOULD be a ball to play rite.

damnit. so we went to mac lohr. blardy disappointed and unhappy with the fucked up people around us(jiayong, wenxiang, etc). ate double mcspicy meal. fucking not nice. *f5*/*f1*. then go and meet shawn they all at bukitbatok cc there. WAH. damn lotsa people lahr. guys reunion. so play bball. and was fucking dumb cause i suck and the long pants suck. so the other people eg. triton,hongqian,yupeng, played the bouncier ball(standard not that good one lahr. rubber ball). and so FUCKING SUAY, i was standing below the net that area, when yongjie threw the ball.

it hit right smack onto my head.

fell to the ground, unconscious.




HAHAA . kidding lahr. still conscious. but it was fucking pain cause it's rubber ball mahr. now abit headache. arrh. he said sorry plenty of times but it's okay yeaa. it's I SUAY, not u accidentally hit.

THUS, i've concluded, that this fateful day, 24th of January, is MY SUAY DAY. and it shall be, forever. next year 24th January 2007, i'll be keeping indoors. GAHH SHIT. i shouldn't. what if my house goes in flames how. or some python sneak up the toilet bowl and bite my balls how. damn shit. i'll jus go in hybernation on the day 24th January every year.

that's it. the day's so fucked up. i wanna see the sunshine tomorrow! (x